Karkalicous

....*DEEP BREATH* 



4 3 2, Fuck you 



~~~(4,3,2, Fuck you)~~~


So delicious, (Super sweet), So delicious,
(Fuckin'AdoraBloodThirsty!),So delicious,
(Even Egbert wants a piece of me) I'm Karkalicious,

L-L-L-L Like Candy,Candy!

Karkalicious Def-

Karkalicious Def---.. GODDAMMIT DOC SCRATCH, STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH MY MIC-  *sigh*

Karkalicious def. Makes the shippers crazy,
Nepeta's always squealin' Cutesy pet names,Like "Karkitty" ,

I'm the K to the A, R K the A the T, and the MAJORITY
of pairings had better IN-CLUDE me!
I'm Karkalicious, (so delicious), My body stays vicious,
All the highbloods feelin' nervous,cuz i'm doin' some fitness,
Zahak's my witness (whistle), bet that Ship curls Nepeta's tail,
and he'll be needing all the towels, cuz ima make him sweat pails.

So delicious, (Super sweet), So delicious,
(Fuckin'AdoraBloodThirsty!),So delicious,
(Even Egbert wants a piece of me) I'm Karkalicious,

Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out,


                    ~Baby, baby, baby~~
                   If you really want me
       Honey, get some patience, maybe then you'll
                           Get a taste
I'll be Tasty,tasty, I'll be laced with lacy,It's so tasty,tasty
                    IT'LL MAKE YOU CRAZY!!
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T the A to the S T E Y, fucking tasty
T the A to the S T E Y, fucking tasty
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E,
to the, to the--- I'll just spell it out for you!

All the time I turn around trolls 'gather 'round
always sniffin' at me wanna guess the color of my blood,
I just wanna say it, I'm not trying to round up any drama,
little fucker, I just don't want you to know, And I guess i'm
coming off as just a little insecure, Although I keep repeating
how the secret's fucking awesome,But i'm trying to tell,It's
a secret that I don't wanna tell.

(Terezi says I smell Delicious,(so delicious), NO, I DON'T do kismesis,
and if you read any fanfics, all that shit is ficticious,I blow kisses!
(Mwah), Don't matter if we're just moirails, trolls be lining down the veil,
for a chance to fill a pail.


(4,3,2, Fuck you)

My body stays vicious,
Zahak's been feelin' nervous cuz I got down to business,
Nepeta's my witness (Meow!), I'll even let her first ship sail,
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail,

So Delicious! (Eeeridan, See~~)
So Delicious! (You can trust me~)
So Delicious! (I'll help you be~~)

I'm Karkalicious, L-L-L-L Like Candy candy!

It's so delicious, 
so delicious, so delicious

(Aye aye aye aye, aye aye aye aye~~)(aye aye aye aye)
I'm karkalicious!

SHE SAYS MY BLOOD IS LIKE, CANDY CANDY!

T the A to the S T E Y, fucking tasty
T the A to the S T E Y, fucking tasty,
T the A to the S T E Y, fucking tasty

T to the A, to the, to the, to the,
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E 
to the L I C I O U S, D to the E to the L I C I O U S, 

D to the E, to the-..NOW WAIT JUST A MOTHERFUCKING, SECOND!

Do I seriously have to spell this shit, ti'll the very end of the song?

I mean, who ever fucking WROTE the original, never have access to spell check I guess,
because "T A S T E Y" does NOT spell tasty, Was this Fergie-douchemuffin Illiterate
or something?!....what do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough
to write their own grammatically train wrecks, and call it "Music", what the fuck
even is Will Smith doing?!....He doesn't throw down, sick fires anymore?!


Fuck this shit I quit!